CSI: New Bern

In an attempt to make cleaning fun one afternoon I told Brett we were going to play CSI (Crime Scene Investigators). He was ALL for it so we, Special Agents, Schmitz and Schmitz set out to check for fingerprints around the house.
We had NO troubles locating the prints. Most were roughly two feet from the floor and it appeared as if the guilty party or parties didn't care if they left their prints behind at all.
All evidence pointed to the two shortest Schmitz kids....they were put in lock up, aka...their cribs for their nap, to payback their debt to society.
The next crime scene was in the upstairs bathroom which is occupied by the two oldest Schmitz kids. The scene was horrific, one that makes you question your job choice....Blood splatter (toothpaste) was EVERYWHERE!
Mr. Schmitz, the younger, received a strict warning about proper toothpaste tube usage and toothbrush storage. He vowed to correct his short comings and to try harder to remember for the next time.
The elder Schmitz sibling wasn't around for questioning but was detained at approximately 3pm after exiting the school bus and was informed of her violations. She pleaded innocent and pointed the finger at her sidekick brother, Brett. Big shocker!
After returning to check on the sleeping "prisoners" it was discovered that the female inmate, alias; Addy, gave herself a strip search, removing her diaper and soiling the bedding.
Extreme measures were put into place with undergarments....diapers must be covered by pants or bloomers or a onesie!!
Brett and I had a great time playing CSI's for the afternoon and I had clean windows and doors and a sparkling upstairs bathroom!!

CASE CLOSED!